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Eris's FOOD CRIME No-Bake Cookies
Ingredients
1 3/4 cup sugar
1/2 cup milk
1 stick (8 tbsp) butter
1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
3 cups old-fashion (for a bite-y cookie) or quick oats (for a chewier cookie)
1 to 1 1/2 cups coconut flakes
1 tbsp vanilla extract
a pinch of salt
Directions
Prepare a baking sheet with parchment or wax paper.
In a medium saucepan, combine the sugar, milk, butter, and cocoa and bring to a boil. When it is bubbling at the edges, stir constantly to keep the milk from charring for 1 minute, then remove from heat.
Add in the oats and coconut, combine, then add in the vanilla and salt and mix thoroughly.
Drop into flattened balls (I like large, golfball sized cookies, but you do you, fam) onto the baking sheet, and rest them on the countertop for about 15 minutes before setting them into freezer for about another hour, until frozen solid. (Or, if you're like me, for as reasonably long as you can stand it, so like, 20 minutes).
Munch and gnaw on your frozen cookie goodness.
Much More Palatable No-Bake Cookies
Same as above but substitute the coconut for 1 cup smooth peanut butter (NOT CHUNKY) and a dash of cinnamon with the vanilla. You cowards.
PRODUCER: Z Lee
SOUND EFFECTS:
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MUSIC:
Aria from the Goldberg Variations by J.S. Bach, performed by Shelley Katz, Available under Creative Commons CC0 1.0 Universal Public Domain Dedication, available at https://musopen.org/music/4107-goldberg-variations-bwv-988/#recordings
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