Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Creepshow
The Stephen King Suite
Your Polterguides took the opportunity to watch this 1982 anthology classic in a theatre on 35 mm and saved it for you as a special Halloween treat.
Directed by: George A. Romero
Written by: Stephen King
Released: 1982
Rules:
Overall: Don’t be an abusive douchebag
Prologue: Be nice to your kids
Father’s Day: Forget your kids; get that cake
The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill: Just because it’s in your front yard doesn’t mean it’s worth anything
Something to Tide You Over: Don’t kill your spouse
The Crate: Kill your spouse as quickly as possible
They’re Creeping Up on You: Cleanliness is next to Godliness
Epilogue: Pick up Trash off the street
Quote:
Prologue: That’s why God made fathers, babe.
Father’s Day: Where’s my cake, Bedelia?
The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill: Meteor shit!
Something to Tide You Over: I can hold my breath for a long time!
The Crate: Well, two human beings and Wilma
They’re Creeping Up on You: Go out and fuck somebody, but wear a rubber, everybody’s got the herpes these days.
Poll: Rank the segments
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