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Eris’ Bastardized Burek-esque not-Lasagna!
INGREDIENTS:
1 can crescent roll dough
1 lb ground beef*
1 medium vidalia or yellow onion, chopped
1/2 green cabbage, choppped
1-2 tbspn chili powder
1-2 tsp paprika
Salt & pepper
4 tbspn melted butter
Sprinkles of oregano
INSTRUCTIONS:
Preheat the oven according to instructions on crescent roll package. In an 8×8 glass pan, lay out 4 "rolls" of dough, enough to cover the bottom of the pan. (You may have to stretch the dough to fit). Bake according to the instructions on the package--save the other half of the dough for later.
In a large skillet, brown the meat on medium heat Add chili powder and paprika and salt&pepper in with the meat. Once cooked, set meat aside in separate dish. In the same pan, cook the onion until mostly cooked through, then add the cabbage. Salt and pepper onion and cabbage, and cook until cabbage is bright green and much reduced.
On the now baked thoroughly layer of roll dough, layer the cabbage and onion, then the meat, then the raw leftover dough from earlier. Bake in the oven again for approximately 11 minutes. Take out, drizzle melted butter and oregano over the top of the dish and put back in the oven for another 3-5 minutes until top is golden brown and crispy.
Serve with sour cream or greek yogurt.
*However you interrupt "Chuck" is up to you. Ground Chuck? Grounded flesh of man named Chuck? Even Ground Turkey works in this dish! Chili is very versatile and forgiving. :)
PRODUCER: Z Lee
SOUND EFFECTS:
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MUSIC:
Aria from the Goldberg Variations by J.S. Bach, performed by Shelley Katz, Available under Creative Commons CC0 1.0 Universal Public Domain Dedication, available at https://musopen.org/music/4107-goldberg-variations-bwv-988/#recordings
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