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Eris’s Not Quite Authentic Southern Chili!

INGREDIENTS:

1.5-2 lbs ground meat. (Chuck is good.)*

1 large vidalia onion, chopped

2 16oz cans pork and beans

1 16oz can kidney beans

1 16oz can black beans

1 16oz can diced tomatoes (or stewed tomatoes)

1 cup bbq sauce

2-4 tblspn chili powder

1/4 cup minced garlic

(Optional ingredients, add to your taste!)

Cumin, paprika, allspice, powdered cocoa/chocolate, red pepper flakes, salt & pepper to taste.

1 cup frozen corn

1-2 chopped bell peppers

INSTRUCTIONS:

Start by browning the meat and onion in a large chili pot on medium/high heat until cooked through. Lightly smash the 2 cans of pork and beans to create a paste and add to the pot. Add the kidney beans and black beans and the can of tomatoes. Add bbq sauce, spices, garlic, and optional ingredients to taste. Simmer on low heat for 20-30 minutes, until flavors are blended through. Keep refrigerated, and reheat on the stove for a wonderful leftover meal! Serving ontop cornbread is highly recommended.

*However you interpret "Chuck" is up to you. Ground Chuck? Grounded flesh of man named Chuck? Even Ground Turkey works in this dish! Chili is very versatile and forgiving. :)

PRODUCER: Z Lee

SOUND EFFECTS:

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MUSIC:

Aria from the Goldberg Variations by J.S. Bach, performed by Shelley Katz, Available under Creative Commons CC0 1.0 Universal Public Domain Dedication, available at https://musopen.org/music/4107-goldberg-variations-bwv-988/#recordings

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