All of our endings can be found in our beginnings. Let us one more take to our memory palace and dwell in the Duomo, ruminate on Muskrat Farm, and try not to think about all this bland soup we’re being fed. The end is near, and as with all endings, it will likely amuse God—that cad—greatly.
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Eris’ Pumpkin Apple Streusel Muffins
INGREDIENTS:
Muffin part
2 1/2 cups flour
2 cups sugar
1 tablespoon pumpkin pie spice
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 1/4 cups pumpkin puree
2 large eggs
1/4 cup vegetable oil
2 cups apples, peeled, cored and finely chopped
Streusel part
2 tbsp flour
1/4 cup sugar
1/2 tsp cinnamon
2 tbsp butter
DIRECTIONS:
Preheat oven to 350º F. Line 2 dozen muffin tins with baking cups.
Combine the dry ingredients for the muffins (flour,sugar, pumpkin pie spice, baking soda and salt) in large bowl. Then get your wet stuff into another bowl--pumpkin, eggs and oil (NOT THE APPLES. HOLD YOUR APPLE HORSES)--and stir that up well. Mix wet stuff into dry stuff until moistened.
NOW you can add in the apples. Carefully eyeball the batter into into your muffin cups about 3/4 of the way full; wonder about 8-12 muffins in if you have any ability to estimate spacial-volume dimensions by sight.
NOW THE STRUESEL
Combine remaining 1/4 cup sugar, remaining 2 tablespoons flour and cinnamon in medium bowl. Cut in butter until mixture is crumbly. Sprinkle over muffin batter. Try not to eat it directly off your fingers. You should probably wash your hands now.
Bake for 30-35 minutes or until toothpick comes out clean. Cool in pans for another 5 minutes; then plop those babies out onto a wire rack to cool just enough that they don't burn your mouth when you inhale like, 3 of them at once.
PRODUCER: Z Lee
SOUND EFFECTS:
This episode uses the following sound effect from freesound.org:
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MUSIC:
Aria from the Goldberg Variations by J.S. Bach, performed by Shelley Katz, Available under Creative Commons CC0 1.0 Universal Public Domain Dedication, available at https://musopen.org/music/4107-goldberg-variations-bwv-988/#recordings
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