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Eris’ Fruit Soup
Don't judge me.
INGREDIENTS
16 oz frozen sliced strawberries in syrup
about 6-8 oz frozen blueberries
Can of pineapple chunks
3 kiwis, peeled and sliced into half-moon chunks
whatever fresh fruit you have laying around that you wanna use up (like oranges or apples or grapes)
DIRECTIONS:
Get you a big ass bowl with a lid. Like, a pasta salad kind of bowl. Defrost the strawberries in the fridge and then pour them babies into said bowl. Add in the blueberries (frozen, because like, have you ever defrosted blueberries? THE BLUE STUFF WILL STAIN YOUR SOUL and also your countertops). Add in your pineapple, your kiwis, and whatever other chunks of fruit you want. IF you like banana you can add banana but like, why?*
Stick it back into the fridge for a good hour or so to let the blueberries unfreeze and for all the juices and flavors to meld with the dragon--i mean soup.
Eat. Enjoy.
Okay, okay, some context: This is a family recipe. It's been pretty well distorted since my grandmother and great-grandmother made it to be more pantry/freezer friendly. If I remember right, they actually did some cooking? of the fruit? so it's kind of a fruity jammy sort of soup? I dunno.
Since it's very much soupy and not salady, you can serve this on icecream or cake or even mix it in a clear alcohol like vodka and drink it like a very fancy (and slightly chunky) cocktail.
But I legit just eat it with a spoon. It's fantastic in the summertime when it's 110 outside and your body is threatening to liquify and spill down the sewage drains.
GO! ENJOY YOUR FRUITY SOUPY-NESS! YOU UNICORN YOU.
*Eris does not like bananas. Like, at all.
PRODUCER: Z Lee
SOUND EFFECTS:
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MUSIC:
Aria from the Goldberg Variations by J.S. Bach, performed by Shelley Katz, Available under Creative Commons CC0 1.0 Universal Public Domain Dedication, available at https://musopen.org/music/4107-goldberg-variations-bwv-988/#recordings
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